2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

"It was probably nothing but it felt like the world."

Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)

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"I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else."

why do all black people look so ugly when they get old


why do most white people look like a bowl of mashed potatoes when they get old?


Like 50% of girls are hot and like 4% of boys are hot

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